Funny Break Up Quotes
Breaking up with your boyfriend or girlfriend can be the most devastating things that a person is going to go through and there life. But even broken hearts can be lifted up with laughter even if it’s just for a while. Here are a few Funny Quotes about Life that will make you laugh and maybe put a different perspective on things.
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.” ~ Alexander Graham Bel
“I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn’t want to marry him. Lets part before this goes any farther.” ~ Anonymous
“We just grew apart, I don’t need you anymore.” ~ Anonymous
“Hate is such a luxurious emotion; it can only be spent on one we love.” ~ Bob Udkoff
There are other times in your life when you should use Famous Quote about Life. For instance, if you’ve been invited to be the best man, to add a touch of humour to your best man speech you can tell a few quotes about breakup to liven the occasion.
“You mean more to me than life itself – but I’m suicidal.” ~ Anonymous
“Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.” ~ Victoria Holt
“I want someone who can buy me a new car.” ~ Anonymous
“Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.” ~ Miss Piggy
“You’re too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We’re the same age? Well, that doesn’t work for me, either.” ~ Anonymous
“My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture.” ~ Anonymous
“This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people – I’m single.” ~ Anonymous
“One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing.” ~ Byron Nelson
“You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it.” ~ Anonymous
“Men are a luxury, not a necessity.” ~ Cher
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