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		<title>Funny Break Up Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaking up with your boyfriend or girlfriend can be the most devastating things that a person is going to go through and there life. But even broken hearts can be lifted up with laughter even if it’s just for a while. Here are a few Funny Quotes about Life that will make you laugh and [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Breaking up with your boyfriend or girlfriend can be the most devastating things that a person is going to go through and there life. But even broken hearts can be lifted up with laughter even if it’s just for a while. Here are a few <a href="http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/" target="_blank">Funny Quotes about Life</a> that will make you laugh and maybe put a different perspective on things.</p>
<p>&#8220;When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.&#8221; ~ Alexander Graham Bel</p>
<p>&#8220;I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn&#8217;t want to marry him. Lets part before this goes any farther.&#8221; ~ Anonymous</p>
<p>&#8220;We just grew apart, I don&#8217;t need you anymore.&#8221; ~ Anonymous</p>
<p>&#8220;Hate is such a luxurious emotion; it can only be spent on one we love.&#8221; ~ Bob Udkoff</p>
<p>There are other times in your life when you should use <a href="http://funnyquotesaboutlifechronicle.com/famous-quotes-about-life/" target="_blank">Famous Quote about Life</a>. For instance, if you&#8217;ve been invited to be the best man, to add a touch of humour to your best man speech you can tell a few quotes about breakup to liven the occasion.</p>
<p>&#8220;You mean more to me than life itself &#8211; but I&#8217;m suicidal.&#8221; ~ Anonymous</p>
<p>&#8220;Never regret. If it&#8217;s good, it&#8217;s wonderful. If it&#8217;s bad, it&#8217;s experience.&#8221; ~ Victoria Holt</p>
<p>&#8220;I want someone who can buy me a new car.&#8221; ~ Anonymous</p>
<p>&#8220;Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.&#8221; ~ Miss Piggy</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We&#8217;re the same age? Well, that doesn&#8217;t work for me, either.&#8221; ~ Anonymous</p>
<p>&#8220;My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture.&#8221; ~ Anonymous</p>
<p>&#8220;This just isn&#8217;t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people &#8211; I&#8217;m single.&#8221; ~ Anonymous</p>
<p>&#8220;One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing.&#8221; ~ Byron Nelson</p>
<p>&#8220;You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it.&#8221; ~ Anonymous</p>
<p>&#8220;Men are a luxury, not a necessity.&#8221; ~ Cher</p>


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